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Tuesday, March 14, 2006
amused.
brian was complaining to me last night, on the graces of his precious handphone battery, about his predicament in camp. as a new enlistee, he was rudely shocked to find that not only is he the only RJ student in his platoon - he's the only one from JC! oh and while we're at it, he's the only A level graduate in his company. then again, there's only one platoon in his company at the moment, but that's not the point. it was meant for grandiose effect.
now, if that happened to me i think i would probably stab myself with the nearest bayonet - a la Portia in
Julius Caesar, since i don't want to die but just be on Attend B for about say, 6 months or so. or maybe not. i wouldn't want to be a damned recruit for my whole life on BMT recourse forever.
"why are all the songs here about death and genitalia?!"he was also going on about the terrible food (what's new), like the rice being hard, and the tea in the morning tasting weird (i do agree, it's too sweet. but the milo and horlicks taste worse). he also did a Jerri (V. Survivor 2, Australian Outback) and expressed his cravings for
scones in the morning. and how the first thing he's going to do when he gets out is eat a proper meal, such as Crystal Jade.
which company are you in?
oh, Scorpion. which were you in?
Raven.
that's so inauspicious! well i think the name Pegasus is really silly. what do you think?i think they should rename the companies.. like Prosperity, Fortune and Harmony......you do know that this is going onto my blog, right?brian, when you do read this, everyone else would already have. =P
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myheritage is really funny too.
according to the first picture i submitted, i am
64% Janet Jackson
60% Jennifer Garner
53% Charlize Theron
51% Lee Young Ae
51% Michael Caine
according to the second picture i submitted, i am
73% Kate Beckinsale
62% Ben Affleck
61%
Josh Hartnett ( wooot! [= )
61% Katie Holmes
60% Jessica Alba
58% Adrien Brody
i tried a few others and got some random interesting entries such as Carrie Underwood, Nicholas Tse, J K Rowling and get this - Gong Li.
Thrice.
i always knew i had rather feminine features. must've been a vindictive geisha in my previous life, though some would claim that's what i am now.
mike just took up your time at
12:39 pm
th time!