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andy roddick. omg have you seen anyone look so good wearing flipflops? 
check out the unfortunate, or fortunate depending on who you are, nipplage on martina hinggis. and the tan and tone on those legs are to DIE for.
anna kournikova. hell, who cares what her name is when you can't even see the face. accidental exposure seems to be a problem that plagues only women, which i suppose is a good thing comparatively for men, who're less objectified.
the bryan twins, bob and mike. this pose is so gay.
and since there're two of them, it's only fitting to put two pictures up.
maria sharapova. ok i just like the energy of this picture. i don't know where the ball is though, looks like a highly awkward position to be in.
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so after a year or so of having braces, i've finally taken them off! my ego has just gone up a few notches. it's true what they say about having good teeth and it making a good impression. i think after i get them bleached i might just become narcissistic! they look so good now omg and that's even before being SPARKLY. i think braces do make people look cute for awhile but then the novelty wears off, the plaque builds up, and they don't look that appealing anymore. so, yayness for taking them off.
ok looking at those pictures i think mouths alone are really disgusting, taken out of context. unless someone can prove me wrong haha. i think they generally look much better on an actual face in relation to eyes, nose, and ears. which is why we have a face! epiphany of the day. shit i am becoming the quintessential himbo. (:
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No one's telling you how to live your life
But it's a setup until you're fed up
It's no good when you're misunderstood
i don't believe in posting lyrics just for the sake of them. one of the pitfalls of blogging that should be thoroughly avoided, because it makes for extremely boring reading, is that of devoting entire posts solely to the lyrics of a whole song. i mean wtf is the point of that? i might as well go to a lyrics site.
But why should I care
What the world thinks of me
Won't let a stranger
Give me a social disease
i think it makes much more sense when they're interspersed with a blogpost. (or maybe just cos that's my style haha) and sometimes also because the very poetic nature of it puts across what you want to say so much more succinctly. and with more impact. anyway, i really can't let you get me down, because you're really very inconsequential in my life, as much as you would like to think you make much of an impact. ok it's a LIE to say that anyone in your life makes no impact (besides maybe yongtaufoo aunty or uncle from the one-nine chinese mixed food stall, but even then their fluctuations in capricious pricing make for an impact on one's real disposable income, and i digress.) but in terms of weighting, you rank all the way down there. the amusing thing is right now i can imagine 2 people thinking that i'm talking about them, and only one would be right but they wouldn't be sure. omg i love these mindgames haha. ok that was so pointless.
CLOUDS IN MY COFFEE (ie annoyance.)
YOU'RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU
I BETCHA THINK THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU
DON'T YOU DON'T YOU DON'T YOU
ok that was somewhat therapeutic.